Tony Dungy

Tony Dungy is a man of principle, as long as people agree with him. Dungy noted in his key-note address to some fundamentalist church group that gays do not deserve the same equal rights as the rest of the world. Dungy hates freedom and he is also a tremendous hypocrite, seeing that he doesn't seem to mind that Peyton Manning is married.

I give this career move a solid thumbs down in terms of NFL coaching, but he will have a solid thumbs up if he ever wants to run for office as a Republican.

Tom Brady

I never had a problem with Tommy Boy when he wanted to upgrade from a worn-out actress to a super model. I never had a problem when he wanted to knock that actress up, either. But why would Tommy Boy want to ruin that sweet, sweet ass you see before you by planting his demon seed? Bad boy, Tommy.

Who do you think you are, Steve Garvey?

I give this career choice a solid thumbs down.

Nick Saban

How does old McLean think about Nick Saban leaving the Miami Dolphins? Smart move. It didn't look like things were going to work out for him in Miami. Two years, no improvement. Sometimes in life, like working on a new pilot, you have to know when a project is doomed. It's like if you are really good working in comedy, but you venture out to try your hand in drama, there is no shame in going back to comedy when you have failed in the serious acting.

Good move, Saban.

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The New York Knicks

Some might say that Isiah Thomas has made a lot of bad career choices. But the guy who hired Thomas made the biggest blunder. Look, if I knew that M*A*S*H was going to go on for 100 years, I never would have left the show. But I didn't have that forsight. These douche bags that hired Thomas knew that he sucked.

That, my friends, is a bad career choice.

Lovie Smith

Sticking with Rex Grossman is not going to help your long term career decisions. You will likely be out of a job if you stick with this guy too much longer. The sooner you cut the cord, the better you will be.

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I will answer any of your career questions. Just please don't ask me why I left M*A*S*H*