McLean's return

If you have missed me (you should), I'll be guesting over at THN on Thursday this week, with a look at Michael Strahan and the holdout quarterbacks. Please join me, my loyal, loyal fans.

The Hater Nation

I'm guesting over at The Hater Nation on Thursday. I've never heard of it, either. But I thought I would give it a shot, but this looks like one of my biggest blunders yet.

Billy Donovan

I really like this move. Billy might not ever have the success in the NBA that he had with the Florida Gators, but who cares, the dude is going to get paid. This might be like leaving a hit show during its apex, but sometimes you have to cash out when the time is right. I like to call it the Nick Saban principal. Kick ass in the college ranks, dupe some professional franchise into giving you $5 millioin per year, fail horribly, go back to college. It's a genius move. Look for Donovan to be back in the SEC in three to five years. If Gilespie fails in Kentucky, Donovan will be there to jump in. How can anybody argue with this?

Kobe Bryant

I feel you Kobe. It sucks being part of an ensemble cast sometimes be it an NBA dynasty or a hit television show. You chose to go out on your own to do your own thing. I can’t blame you for that. You can’t cry about it now. When I left M*A*S*H they killed off my mother loving character. I had no way to go back. Neither do you. So quit your bitching and play some basketball. I have some floor seats I like to scalp for blow.

Charles Nelson Reilly

Dying is always a good career move. He’s also gay giving him another boost. This is the best thing Chuck could possibly do for his career.

Shaq

Holy shit this guy is awful on television. Who put a microphone in front of this guy? I hate when these assholes act like monotone dicks during their NBA career, but want to get into TV afterwards. After watching him lay huge monkey stinks in the movie Blue Chips, this guy needs to stay the hell away from a mic.

Roger Clemens

Not long after I had left M*A*S*H, I wanted desperately to get back on the show. Too bad they killed me off. Fortunately for Roger Clemens, the New York Yankees didn’t kill him off. So it is possible to return home again. People who take advantage of their celebrity to cash in on some extra money can upset people. Lord knows I have traded on my name to get a corner booth at Applebee’s from time-to-time. But I just don’t get why people have such a problem with Roger Clemens. If your work allowed you to take half a year off and made you the highest paid person in the company, you would take that deal right? Don’t kid yourself.