Billy Gillispie

Gillespie was mere moments from taking his team to the Final Four. That is the kind of season that is celebrated in College Station, but that will get you fired in Lexington. Gillespie would have likely had his name emblazed on the floor at Texas A&M, but his career at Kentucky will likely find him retreating to some garden spot like South Florida or Nebraska. The only way this job works out well for Billy is if he gets to tap that sweet, sweet ass of Ashley Judd.

He will come to regret this job.

Bill Donovan

I know the grass always seems greener in places like Kentucky, but Bill, you need to pass on this job. Donovan is in the same boat I was in when I wanted to leave M*A*S*H and do my own thing, but I implore Billy right now to rethink the whole thing. I know there is something to be said taking on a new challenge and stretching your limits. The next thing you know you and Roddy McDowell are playing the straight man to The Cat from Outer Space. Just don’t do it Billy.

Edit: Billy Donovan made the right career choice, he is staying in Florida.