Tony Dungy

Tony Dungy is a man of principle, as long as people agree with him. Dungy noted in his key-note address to some fundamentalist church group that gays do not deserve the same equal rights as the rest of the world. Dungy hates freedom and he is also a tremendous hypocrite, seeing that he doesn't seem to mind that Peyton Manning is married.

I give this career move a solid thumbs down in terms of NFL coaching, but he will have a solid thumbs up if he ever wants to run for office as a Republican.

Tom Brady

I never had a problem with Tommy Boy when he wanted to upgrade from a worn-out actress to a super model. I never had a problem when he wanted to knock that actress up, either. But why would Tommy Boy want to ruin that sweet, sweet ass you see before you by planting his demon seed? Bad boy, Tommy.

Who do you think you are, Steve Garvey?

I give this career choice a solid thumbs down.